AFTER FOLLOWING KVETCH BLOGGER'S CUE, I DECIDED TO LET MY KIDS NAME THEMSELVES SO THAT EVERYONE WOULD KNOW WHO I WAS TALKING ABOUT WITHOUT ME CONSTANTLY HAVING TO TYPE OUT OLDEST, 2ND BORN, DAUGHTER AND BABY. THESE WERE THEIR CHOICE NAMES AND I TOLD THEM THEY COULD PICK OUT WHATEVER THEY WANTED.
OLDEST will now be referred to as BRICK
(he loves the movie Anchorman)
2ND BORN will now be referred to as TIBOR
(he and his friend played a joke on some people at a playground saying that my son was a foreign exchange student from Mexico named TIBOR and could not speak english)
(regrets not thinking of BRICK before his brother took the name)
DAUGHTER is still thinking on her name..she has to put a lot of thought into it.
(BRICK suggested smarty pants then Little Miss Know it All, Then ended with Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
(love those Spin Doctors) She rolled her eyes and went off to create her name. Hopefully by the time I'm done posting she will come up with something. But don't count on it.
BABY will now be referred to as BOOGER NOSE
(enough said there)
Now given that the Teen Choice awards were on last night, and the fact that I have 3 boys who are completely girl crazy, they began playing the this or that game.
Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson
Tibor- Jessica Simpson
Booger nose- Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton or Jessica Alba
Brick- Paris Hilton
Tibor & Booger -Jessica Alba
Needless to say I am disappointed that Brick is so fixated on Paris. He even LOVES her new song and blare sit on the radio every time it's on. Brick usually only listens to obnoxious rock music that I cannot stand. Paris music is completely out of his character. He said that he thinks she is smart! Come on.....I said to him, "This is what I have to look forward to?" "Are you going to bring home a Paris look alike?"
Brick- "What's wrong with that?"
Still no name- Brick just told her that she was so uncreative because she cannot come up with a name.
She looked at him with that "look" and said, "BRICK?"
to be continued......