Hubby: Who was that?
Me: your daughter...she needs me to pick something up at the store.
Hubby: Like what?
Me: SOMETHING FROM THE STORE...does it matter?
Hubby: Are we not allowed to know what it is?
Eldest son (from the back seat): STOP asking...I don't want to know what it is!!!
Hubby: What is it?
Me: It has to do with hygiene!
back seat son: AAAAGGGHHHH...thanks a lot mom...like I really needed to hear that...great...thanks dad!
Me: DENTAL HYGIENE!!! She needs a toothbrush. What were you guys thinking?