I do not care how old, how cute, how talented or how popular my son was...
if he ever called a friend of mine
There would be some serious humiliation retaliation going on.
...and seriously, of all the women who live there, "Why is he calling her tits?"
I'm thinking Shane is in need of some tough love. Kick that boy to the curb, he can move in with Jo in Beverly Hills.
They seem to be cut from the same cloth.
*As you see I'm a bit of a TV junky.